Bafmumbass is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, effective armadillo.

Bafmumbass created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Bafmumbass, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Bafmumbass, it will turn you into a puffin.

Bafmumbass' most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Bafmumbass' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never mention ants.

3. Always look after injured great tits.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not drink alcohol.