Cadlapkansig is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, thoughtless rat.

Cadlapkansig created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cadlapkansig, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cadlapkansig, she will turn you into a duck.

Cadlapkansig's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Cadlapkansig's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Cadlapkansig.

2. You must never eat limes.

3. Do not hurt birds.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mites.
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