Kampark is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, competent dragon.

Kampark created dark energy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kampark, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Kampark, she will send minions to preach to you.

Kampark's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Kampark's Holy Commandments

1. Erect eight silicon sculptures of Kampark on top of important buildings.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never paint your face fawn.