Gongesstengedkimbomraw is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, strong dragonfly.

Gongesstengedkimbomraw created time and space seven million years ago.

If you believe in Gongesstengedkimbomraw, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gongesstengedkimbomraw, she will make you grow a tail.

Gongesstengedkimbomraw's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Gongesstengedkimbomraw's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Do not shave your back.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Retreat if eight cats approach from the south.