Tadsisbam is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, unselfish hydra.

Tadsisbam created the planet Jupiter eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tadsisbam, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Tadsisbam, it will throw large rocks at you.

Tadsisbam's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Tadsisbam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never wear coats.

5. Never go into black rooms.