Batfatwon Nanvegrap is a god.

It takes the form of a very heavy, temperamental shrew.

Batfatwon Nanvegrap created gold three billion years ago.

If you believe in Batfatwon Nanvegrap, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Batfatwon Nanvegrap, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Batfatwon Nanvegrap's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Batfatwon Nanvegrap's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Retreat if seven moths approach from the east.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Do not make images of living things.