Ratnakyim is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, proud spider.

Ratnakyim created a charm quark six million years ago.

If you believe in Ratnakyim, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Ratnakyim, she will refuse to believe in you.

Ratnakyim's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Ratnakyim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Never feed rice to rats while wearing white stockings.

5. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.