Cartofcambam Midfutbaf is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, capable chinchilla.

Cartofcambam Midfutbaf created the Sun six million years ago.

If you believe in Cartofcambam Midfutbaf, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cartofcambam Midfutbaf, he will turn you into a tree.

Cartofcambam Midfutbaf's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Cartofcambam Midfutbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Cartofcambam Midfutbaf loves mice, so they must be respected.

2. Always help bats.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.