Shavtagstipweequimquag Banfidgodran is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, calm wyrm.

Shavtagstipweequimquag Banfidgodran created the planet Jupiter seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Shavtagstipweequimquag Banfidgodran, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Shavtagstipweequimquag Banfidgodran, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Shavtagstipweequimquag Banfidgodran's most sacred site is Pedraza in Spain.

Shavtagstipweequimquag Banfidgodran's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bats.

2. Never hurt sheep.

3. Do not wear silver on your body.

4. Never paint your back pink.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.