Bessfidgub Sadrapkom Davjipxuc is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, resourceful swan.

Bessfidgub Sadrapkom Davjipxuc created an up quark six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bessfidgub Sadrapkom Davjipxuc, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Bessfidgub Sadrapkom Davjipxuc, she will ignore you.

Bessfidgub Sadrapkom Davjipxuc's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Bessfidgub Sadrapkom Davjipxuc's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Run away from violet tortoises, for they are unholy.

3. Do not take Bessfidgub Sadrapkom Davjipxuc's name in vain.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Bessfidgub Sadrapkom Davjipxuc.

5. Do not kill grasshopers.
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