Stip is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, compassionate unicorn.

Stip created the Black Eye Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Stip, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stip, it will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Stip's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Stip's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven snails approach from the south.

2. Never eat carrots.

3. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not stand on grass.