Kipnabveen is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, proud slug.

Kipnabveen created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Kipnabveen, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Kipnabveen, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Kipnabveen's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Kipnabveen's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear pink.

2. Never feed lots of bananas to goats while wearing white stockings.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

4. Never talk about ultrasonics near whales while wearing gray hats.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.