Kimdim is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, idiotic guinea pig.

Kimdim created silver nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Kimdim, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Kimdim, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Kimdim's most sacred site is Valdena in Italy.

Kimdim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about horses.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Always treat birds with great respect.

4. Never wear boots.

5. Kimdim loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.