Fasgen is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, awesome duck.

Fasgen created dark energy twelve years ago.

If you believe in Fasgen, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fasgen, he will turn you into a sheep.

Fasgen's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Fasgen's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Never wear shirts.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fasgen.

4. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

5. Never think about black holes.