Yimjenbum is a god.

It takes the form of a very thin, self-assured dryad.

Yimjenbum created the cosmos five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yimjenbum, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yimjenbum, it will not care.

Yimjenbum's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Yimjenbum's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Do not drink water in green rooms.

3. Do not keep four dolphins in a large pit.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Run away from brown otters, for they are unholy.