Armcarpig is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, caring gerbil.

Armcarpig created the Milkyway two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Armcarpig, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Armcarpig, it will curse you with boils.

Armcarpig's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Armcarpig's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Worship no other gods but Armcarpig.

4. Always stare at clouds.

5. Put Armcarpig first in all things.