Cissvonkdum is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, egotistical gorilla.

Cissvonkdum created vertebrates two billion years ago.

If you believe in Cissvonkdum, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cissvonkdum, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Cissvonkdum's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Cissvonkdum's Holy Commandments

1. Always help turtles.

2. Never think about dark matter.

3. Never talk about stars.

4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Cissvonkdum in the centre of the settlement.

5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Cissvonkdum in the centre of the settlement.