Cissvonkdum is a god.
He takes the form of a very small, egotistical
gorilla.
Cissvonkdum created vertebrates two billion years ago.
If you believe in
Cissvonkdum, he will visit you to thank you.
If you do not believe in
Cissvonkdum, he will turn you into a blue tit.
Cissvonkdum's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.
Cissvonkdum's Holy Commandments1. Always help turtles.
2. Never think about dark matter.
3. Never talk about stars.
4. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Cissvonkdum in the centre of the settlement.
5. Erect a giant gray sculpture of Cissvonkdum in the centre of the settlement.