Farncunbarnban is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, blissful lion.

Farncunbarnban created the Tadpole Galaxy five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Farncunbarnban, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Farncunbarnban, she will turn you into a giant snail.

Farncunbarnban's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Farncunbarnban's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never write about bacteria.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Always help moths.

5. Hide if seven nematodes approach from the north.