Vencemtan is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, humorless zebra.

Vencemtan created the Tadpole Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Vencemtan, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Vencemtan, he will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Vencemtan's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Vencemtan's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vencemtan.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not shave your legs.

4. Never look at nebulae.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.