Danhatganlarp is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unjust grasshopper.

Danhatganlarp created an electron seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Danhatganlarp, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Danhatganlarp, she will torture you forever.

Danhatganlarp's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Danhatganlarp's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a building before entering it.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Always obey Danhatganlarp's priests.