Nigfobdoss is a god.

It takes the form of a six thousand metre long, sage guinea pig.

Nigfobdoss created a charm quark two million years ago.

If you believe in Nigfobdoss, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Nigfobdoss, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nigfobdoss' most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Nigfobdoss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

4. Feed all hungry shrews.

5. Never feed lots of turnips to porpoises while wearing pink stockings.