Labnuttgamhudcinfossaf is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, awesome meerkat.

Labnuttgamhudcinfossaf created everything that exists seven million years ago.

If you believe in Labnuttgamhudcinfossaf, she will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Labnuttgamhudcinfossaf, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Labnuttgamhudcinfossaf's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Labnuttgamhudcinfossaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never feed lots of nuts to rats while wearing green rings.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate gulls.