Rawtafflam is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, tranquil owl.

Rawtafflam created humankind two million years ago.

If you believe in Rawtafflam, she will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Rawtafflam, she will make you grow a tail.

Rawtafflam's most sacred site is Goldcliff in Wales.

Rawtafflam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Do not take Rawtafflam's name in vain.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never sprint near eagles.

5. Always pray in complete darkness.