Cangamjin is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, contented shark.

Cangamjin created a strange quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cangamjin, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Cangamjin, it will refuse to believe in you.

Cangamjin's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Cangamjin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

2. Never hurt bats.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Never write about spacetime.

5. Erect a giant nickel sculpture of Cangamjin in the centre of the settlement.