Godponnur is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, ill-tempered finch.

Godponnur created the world seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Godponnur, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Godponnur, he will cry a lot.

Godponnur's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Godponnur's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Do not eat onions.

3. Do not take Godponnur's name in vain.

4. Retreat if five geese approach from the north.

5. Never think about planets.