Pidfadquag is a god.

He takes the form of a corpulent, fussy mongoose.

Pidfadquag created gold three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pidfadquag, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Pidfadquag, he will destroy your home galaxy.

Pidfadquag's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Pidfadquag's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your arms fawn.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. You must never eat pineapples.

5. Always obey Pidfadquag's priests.