Bithuggig is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, strong dryad.

Bithuggig created snails three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bithuggig, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Bithuggig, she will turn you into a small brown duck.

Bithuggig's most sacred site is Manna in Greece.

Bithuggig's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo ants for they are unholy.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Never run near foxes.

4. Always look after injured eagles.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.