Parkmatdob is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, awe-inspiring horse.

Parkmatdob created the world five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Parkmatdob, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Parkmatdob, he will send two she bears to sort you out.

Parkmatdob's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Parkmatdob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear blue clothing.

2. Never eat strawberries.

3. Run away from violet doves, for they are unholy.

4. Do not hurt pigs.

5. Always help moths in need.