Tailzakdon is a god.

It takes the form of an enormous, vain goose.

Tailzakdon created the Large Magellanic Cloud nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Tailzakdon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tailzakdon, it will turn you into a tree.

Tailzakdon's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Tailzakdon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Tailzakdon must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.