Queegbafbin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, wise fairy.

Queegbafbin created viruses nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Queegbafbin, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Queegbafbin, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Queegbafbin's most sacred site is Insel in Germany.

Queegbafbin's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never skip in the presence of mice.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. You must never eat carrots.