Wanbemzit is a god.

He takes the form of a three thousand metre long, slow newt.

Wanbemzit created a down quark four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wanbemzit, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Wanbemzit, he will turn you into a small brown duck.

Wanbemzit's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Wanbemzit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate tapirs.

3. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

4. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

5. Never write about galaxies.