Fidlim is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, uncaring chicken.

Fidlim created a strange quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Fidlim, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Fidlim, it will turn you into a duck.

Fidlim's most sacred site is Randers in Denmark.

Fidlim's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about badgers.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Do not eat peanuts.

4. Pigs are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never eat bark.