Gepladbag is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, unsympathetic bat.

Gepladbag created tapeworms nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gepladbag, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Gepladbag, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Gepladbag's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Gepladbag's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gepladbag.

2. Never sing near mice.

3. Gepladbag loves snails, so they must be honoured.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Do not cook food in pots.