Stafcittarg is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, intelligent raccoon.

Stafcittarg created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafcittarg, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stafcittarg, she will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Stafcittarg's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Stafcittarg's Holy Commandments

1. Snakes are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never paint your hands brown.

4. Stafcittarg loves foxes, so they must be respected.

5. Do not cook food in pots.