Legflanzetjap is a god.

It takes the form of a gargantuan, humane chinchilla.

Legflanzetjap created the Sunflower Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Legflanzetjap, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Legflanzetjap, it will make you grow a tail.

Legflanzetjap's most sacred site is Daren in Wales.

Legflanzetjap's Holy Commandments

1. Never hurt voles.

2. Never think about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

5. Never skip in the presence of rats.