Sinpakrat is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, thoughtless toad.

Sinpakrat created tapeworms seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinpakrat, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Sinpakrat, he will be mildly annoyed.

Sinpakrat's most sacred site is Dumadumana in Botswana.

Sinpakrat's Holy Commandments

1. Always help goats in need.

2. Erect a large silver sculpture of Sinpakrat on top of all buildings.

3. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

4. Pray towards the west.

5. Always make sure there are no moths in a room before entering it.