Hugraglen is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, almighty dragonfly.

Hugraglen created Mount Everest seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugraglen, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Hugraglen, he will turn you into a sheep.

Hugraglen's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Hugraglen's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. You must love Hugraglen.

3. Do not trade with those who eat corn.

4. You must never eat coconuts.

5. Never paint your arms indigo.