Flamsisved is a god.

He takes the form of a very small, unsympathetic mole.

Flamsisved created a strange quark nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flamsisved, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Flamsisved, he will attempt to scare you with hail.

Flamsisved's most sacred site is Ans in Denmark.

Flamsisved's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Flamsisved must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Never wear cyan scarves.