Nabdumstip is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, amazing dingo.

Nabdumstip created an atom seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Nabdumstip, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Nabdumstip, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Nabdumstip's most sacred site is Acanceh in Mexico.

Nabdumstip's Holy Commandments

1. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Always obey Nabdumstip's priests.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Do not trade with those who eat peas.