Vonbutwad is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, slow weasel.

Vonbutwad created a strange quark five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vonbutwad, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Vonbutwad, it will jump up and down on your head.

Vonbutwad's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Vonbutwad's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Vonbutwad.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Never think about galaxies.