Hamzastlig is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, irritating snail.

Hamzastlig created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hamzastlig, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Hamzastlig, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Hamzastlig's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Hamzastlig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Put Hamzastlig first in all things.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

5. Do not take Hamzastlig's name in vain.