Dinrotwot is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, astonishing parrot.

Dinrotwot created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Dinrotwot, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dinrotwot, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Dinrotwot's most sacred site is Avebury Stone Circle in England.

Dinrotwot's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dinrotwot.

2. Dinrotwot loves ants, so they must be respected.

3. You must never eat coconuts.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Never go into brown rooms.