Mipkonquamarp is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, humane tortoise.

Mipkonquamarp created Asia two billion years ago.

If you believe in Mipkonquamarp, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Mipkonquamarp, it will make you grow a tail.

Mipkonquamarp's most sacred site is Faux Cap in Madagascar.

Mipkonquamarp's Holy Commandments

1. Squirrels are not to be trusted.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Feed all hungry voles.

4. Erect six carbon sculptures of Mipkonquamarp on top of important buildings.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.