Jambemsit is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, unthinking squirrel.

Jambemsit created the world nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Jambemsit, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Jambemsit, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Jambemsit's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Jambemsit's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about snails.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Jambemsit.

5. Never think about ultrasonics.