Sinnillmap is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, thoughtless wombat.

Sinnillmap created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinnillmap, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sinnillmap, she will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sinnillmap's most sacred site is Polydrosos in Greece.

Sinnillmap's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about thermodynamics near birds while wearing brown corsets and balancing six silver spheres on your back.

2. Never laugh near mites.

3. Always pray in complete darkness.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.