Gunsinrak is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, effective octopus.

Gunsinrak created viruses two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gunsinrak, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Gunsinrak, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Gunsinrak's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Gunsinrak's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Gunsinrak.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Badgers are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never paint your face blue.

5. Never feed coconuts to cats while wearing hats.