Fabhitfoss is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, awe-inspiring tortoise.

Fabhitfoss created the planet Saturn seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fabhitfoss, she will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Fabhitfoss, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Fabhitfoss' most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Fabhitfoss' Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fabhitfoss.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Fabhitfoss.

3. Do not keep four turtles in a large pit.

4. Paint representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Do not kill tortoises.