Himtargben is a god.

It takes the form of a two thousand metre long, amazing parrot.

Himtargben created a photon five billion years ago.

If you believe in Himtargben, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Himtargben, it will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Himtargben's most sacred site is Troqueer in Scotland.

Himtargben's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about gravity.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Do not hurt whales.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Do not covet oxen.