Cutrowkon is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, self-confident cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cutrowkon created dark matter eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cutrowkon, it will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Cutrowkon, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Cutrowkon's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Cutrowkon's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three titanium sculptures of Cutrowkon on top of important buildings.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not shave your back.

5. Do not take Cutrowkon's name in vain.