Fotboggep is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, slow goat.

Fotboggep created an up quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fotboggep, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fotboggep, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fotboggep's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Fotboggep's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Always wear blue.

3. Never go into violet rooms.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Fotboggep on top of all buildings.

5. Never eat limes.